Reality Out of Sync

“Yoriko?” I whispered her name in the darkness of her room. She didn’t answer, but I was greeted with the soft even breaths she took obviously in slumber. “Sweetness?” I was careful not to say it above a whisper as I didn’t want to wake her up. She needed her sleep, she had to get [...]

She was half sleeping just barely conscious as she turned over to her side and heard the crunching of paper being creased beneath the weight of her head meeting the pillow once again. It startled her making her support her weight upon one arm and pick up the paper clumsily before she collapsed to the [...]

The National Guard as been deployed in DownTown New Jersey after mortar rounds struck a school and a business center reportedly housing FBI personnel. The area has been secured by the National Guard and reports indicate that witnesses have been removed from the scene for questioning. Correspondent Thomas McLaughlin was able to report the following: [...]

The President has announced today that a new bill will be passed into law making it illegal to provide shelter or aid of any sort to the chimpanzee insurgency that has been in effect for a little over two weeks. Chimp fighters from Ape Qaeda reportedly detonated explosives in a coordinated attack in six different [...]

An explosion early this morning rocked the San Francisco skyline as businesses were preparing to open. Witnesses place at least 4 chimps near the explosion site several minutes before the bomb detonated, killing twelve.  It is believed they were part of the proclaimed “Chimp Revolution Front” also known as Ape Queda. This group is thought [...]