Reality Out of Sync

Mystery 1. First born, develops an uncharacteristic rash (in the sense that he’s never shown such a symptom before). I packed him with Benadryl and he just got worse. Off to the ER!  The solution (at 3am) was to, give him more Benadryl. Imagine my displeasure. Still don’t know what actually caused him to have [...]

So the Pope gets up one day and decides, “Hmm, you know what I want to do? I want to fuck up some people’s life. How can I most effectively do that?” He putters around the Vatican, having people serve him tea and cater to his whims. Hell, maybe he has his own dick holder, [...]

The flu. The first week of this month I had the joy of puking (no thanks to Grant this time /sadface) for an entire day. Between the painful spasms that wracked my abdomen and the blowing of my nose due to the unpleasant nature of vomit escaping into my sinus cavity I realized this truth: [...]