Reality Out of Sync

According to my bestest soon to be living the rest of his life in my basement as an attraction for my sadistic needs to torture and maim human’s beyond all recognition blogging buddy, Grant I am both a heretic and blasphemer. I have lost the true way (you’re still gonna get it in your house, [...]

Movies: The Watchmen. Horrible movie. The graphic novel, excellent. Loved it. The movie, is horrible. I tried to give it a chance. I liked the ambiance, I didn’t mind the rather gratuitous action (as poorly choreographed as it was), and I didn’t mind the costumes (it’s a super hero flick!). The acting was wooden, the [...]

The flu. The first week of this month I had the joy of puking (no thanks to Grant this time /sadface) for an entire day. Between the painful spasms that wracked my abdomen and the blowing of my nose due to the unpleasant nature of vomit escaping into my sinus cavity I realized this truth: [...]

Grant needs Jesus. He also needs to have his chainsaws taken away. While we’re working on a list of things that he can no longer have on his person, in his car, or in his apartment, or at work for that matter everyone pray (because he is going to personally come here and bludgeon me [...]

Totally Forgot to Post This (oops, I’m stupid) My long lost partner in crime, Grant, sent me an e-card! I totally forgot to post this many moons ago, and so I’m just now getting around to it. Well, partner in crime may be pushing it a little. It’s more like when the both of us [...]