Tag Archives: Family

The Spawn’s Christmas

So, I’m not much on celebrating the zombie deity’s birthday or creation day – whatever you call it; however, the Spawn does. It rather pleases me that the Spawn is happy, so I make attempts to do things for him that increase his level of happiness.

For a long time, he did not wish to learn to ride a bike. I  made a couple of attempts, and so did other members of the broken family; however, he just wasn’t that interested and didn’t really try. This resulted in him getting to the ripe old age of 11 before he decided that learning to ride a bike was a good idea. This pleased me.

The result, a video I made for his mother:

Also, awesome:

Supposedly there's a car here - I don't see it.

New Addition to the Pack

So, I’ve added a new member to my household pac, a German Shepherd that I’ve named Kuroi Ninja. When I first brought him home, Kuroi Ninja was just Ninja, and he was afraid of everything in the yard. Currently, he’s grown a very big dog mentality, but hasn’t quite gotten the physical growth behind him to show it off. Though he does try with Powder, who is twice his size and very tolerant of him despite her old age.

Interestingly, he’s looking at a dog two yards over, that he was terrified of on his first trip out into the yard. Now he seems to be thinking, “Herm….he doesn’t look so tough.” The dog in question is quite large, bigger than Powder, and tends to get off of his tether very often. His favorite trip is to my yard, because Powder is an unspayed female. Interestingly, Powder doesn’t spend much time outside, because she is allergic to grass.The result being, she’s never outside and she’d kill him anyway. She’s not fond of other dogs. I’m surprised Kuroi Ninja is as tolerated as he has been.

He's a German Shepherd

I see him over there, he doesn't look so tough.

Ryu Ji Hye - China

Take the hoodie off, I like to see your eyes looking up at me.

Camping

While the Spawn was in town, there was a camping trip. There was also the creation of a fire. That fire was built with flint and steel. I made the kindling with my Cold Steel Recon I and a sturdy piece of wood to use as a baton. The result you see below. I did cheat a little by using a couple pieces of paper that were laying about. But pretty much as you can see in the second picture, it was all wood.
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Below, you can see the pieces of paper (which didn’t actually help as they burned up too quickly =-/

The paper was from a charcoal bag. My step dad was using it for his own pit fire, so I stole a couple bits. Big use that was.
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That’s the Spawn’s hands. I believes that’s my step dad’s legs over there.

 

 

People are Funny

People are funny, and that’s why I try not to interact with them too much. They actually kind of freak me out, you know with the feeling and wanting to empathize with your situation stuff. Not really my bad. I don’t need you to empathize with me. I don’t need you to feel sorry for me, or for me to feel sorry for you. I don’t need that kind of connection. I just want you to understand what I’m saying to you. You don’t have to apologize for someone else’s fuck up. That’s their problem, inflicting their suffering on me. It’s not your problem.

I’m all hopped up on Amp, and that’s probably not a good thing. I’m pretty pleased with the way my visit to the Spawn’s location went. I am no longer in a state of hate. I’m not happy, of course, because who wants their spawn living in another state? Unless you’re Grant, he hates people, and I’m pretty sure that would extend to any spawn he’d have (and likely he’d have killed it at birth anyway, like a sane person would). I am however, not on the verge of beating the first person to look at me wrong into a coma (well, not out of rage anyway, now it’s just a general dislike for humanity).

Started playing Mass Effect 2. Gotta tell ya, I really enjoy that game. I intend to play it a few times with different classes for my character. So far Utada Shephard is coming along nicely! I has presents, enjoy!

 

Park Hyun Sun (Korea)

So then, Park, can I err...park there? ^_^

Yay for Traveling?

So, this week I get to go to North Carolina. Why you ask? Because that’s what the great Court System said I had to do. Apparently, I need to go there in order to ‘get a feel for the Spawn’s situation’. Wait, how the fuck does that work exactly? I’m so annoyed about this shit I can’t even verbalize it. All that comes out is frustrated swearing. I hope these people realize how much they are screwing my spawn’s life up. Not to mention mine. Whatever.

At any rate. I’ve been waiting to post because I have been dry on pics. I’ve discovered pics. You’re gonna love this shit:

Bang Eun Young (Korea)

My hand on your ass? Yeah, that's the sizzling sound you're hearing. Oops?

Han Ga Eun (Korea)

I'd nibble on your shoulder - but only a little..maybe..

More actual posting soon to come! See what I did there? ;)