So, I’m not much on celebrating the zombie deity’s birthday or creation day – whatever you call it; however, the Spawn does. It rather pleases me that the Spawn is happy, so I make attempts to do things for him that increase his level of happiness.
For a long time, he did not wish to learn to ride a bike. I made a couple of attempts, and so did other members of the broken family; however, he just wasn’t that interested and didn’t really try. This resulted in him getting to the ripe old age of 11 before he decided that learning to ride a bike was a good idea. This pleased me.
The result, a video I made for his mother:
Also, awesome:
Supposedly there's a car here - I don't see it.
