Corporate Holiday Parties

My company is throwing a holiday party, from which we still have to work (which kind of sucks); however, I’ve heard that the corporate party that my company throws has always been really awesome. I guess us nerds/geeks like to party hard. This will be my first party there, and I’m pretty sure this party will be just as awesome as the last. On the other hand, everyone is bringing dates and I don’t have anyone to take with me, as my date cancelled on me. That blows hard.

So, I’ll be attending the holiday party stag it appears, and that is most unpleasant. The place in which we’re going to be eating dinner is supposedly really nice (that’s the word on the street, I don’t go downtown very often, so can’t say for certain). So, I can look forward to theoretically great food and a decent time with entertainment. I’ll probably be reporting from the trenches as it were, since I’m not much of a partier, and don’t know any of the people on the other shifts really (I work 3rd hahahah).

I wonder what would happen if I had a date like:

Yah, I think I'd probably skip the party if she was my date. Heh.