We lined up face to face, wisps of smoke rising from behind the charcoal case that is my computer. There was a slight twitch in my right eye as I flicked a nervous gaze from left to right and back again. Jagged neon green lines like lightning in some alien world flashed across the LCD. The moment of truth, teh culmination of my tinkering.
Off comes the case siding.
Almost white smoke from some quick spark of an electrical burn out puffed and lingered into my nose. Burnt electronics, the overclocker’s nightmare. So, I burned out the video card while attempting to overclock it way beyond spec. You know what that means boys and girls? It means no gaming. No gaming makes Jack a dull boy, or somethin’ like that.
Gaming is usually how I let off steam so I’m not wound up tigher than a overcoil (that’s a car part for those not in the know). So, to pass the time, I’ve been writing. I’ve also, been trying to take over the world (that’s a Pinky and the Brain reference for those of you not in the know)! The cycle of death and rebirth at work is about to end though, and this pleases me. Hopefully, I can actually get some sleep for the next week before I’m slaving away once again. Being salary is awesome (but not really)!
Sounds like you just need to masturbate more often. Or begin another random killing spree.
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The real question though, is can I do both at the same time and still be a man? *blinks*
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