Long Lost

Totally Forgot to Post This (oops, I’m stupid)

My long lost partner in crime, Grant, sent me an e-card! I totally forgot to post this many moons ago, and so I’m just now getting around to it. Well, partner in crime may be pushing it a little. It’s more like when the both of us are dead and (I am cremated) buried, Grant, I believe we’ll be in Hell together. I’m not sure what my state of existence will be in Hell, probably his lackey or something because he’s so much more evil than I. Anyhow, Grant sent me an e-card and I felt it necessary to let him know (via my blog of course because e-mailing him would subject me to even more karmic debt and believe me I have enough as it is) I got it! And it was hilarious. lol

You all are so jealous…I can just feel it.

So then, what am I here writing about? Depravity. What word is synonymous with depravity? Spam. My site got 2k spam comments in about 3 flippin’ days. That’s just insane. So far my spam filter has managed to stop 30,751 comments to my site that were tagged as spam. Wow, please stop spamming me. Seriously, hardly any traffic is driven this way by anyone and yet my blog attracts that much spam.

Riding to Work

I gave a co-worker a ride to work begrudgingly. Not because I felt like he should walk himself to work and stop being lazy, but because I know his personality. I figured there wouldn’t be any harm in it, despite my total lack of desire; however, the regret really kicked me in the face (and nose and throat and mouth) when I got into my car. It’s 8am and you already smell very very heavily of alcohol? How do you go to work messed up like that? His job isn’t complicated, he’s basically just a go-fer or runner, but jeez

The longer he was in the car, the more I could smell that sour alcohol odor and even could taste it in my mouth a little bit. It was horrible. My eyes actually burned. I truly feel bad for him. That’s the only reason I’m writing it down here. Not because I was offended by it, although I was. It was just my desire to want to check him into an AA meeting immediately. No one should wake up in the morning already hammered and then inflict that on others by the seeping and sour odor that comes off of them.

I hope he gets some help and gets his life turned around. If not, he will probably die of renal failure of some sort in the not too distant future. It’s not a pleasant way to go either.