Hooked on Phonics

I’m a meticulous sort about some things. I typo a lot in my blog, sometimes I go back and fix it and other times I do not. It depends on if I’ve managed to get my point across without making a person go bug eyed. For the most part, if I re-read my post and notice something I’ve screwed up on, I go back and fix it. Today, I was in a meeting with some individuals and noticed a typo in someone’s quote. The typo was the word “conceited”. They’d put the I before the E, which is actually not all that uncommon for anyone at all. The conversation when something like this:

“So, here is the hand out for today.” lady passes around the flier which contains a quote at the bottom. I can only imagine it was random, because it had nothing to do with the meeting topic.

I point out the error. “Were you aware of the spelling mistake in this quote?”

“Well here, give me your paper, Mr. Hooked on Phonics. I’ll correct it for you.” I hand over the paper as she speaks.

Of course you know what my reply is, “Actually, it’s Mr. Spelling Nazi. Spelling a word like conceited incorrectly is not a phonics issue. Conceited is a word that follows an exception rule, so it’s not an “ordinary word”; thus, phonics wouldn’t cover it.”

These are all friends of course and we had a good laugh about it, but yes I do take things too far on occasion. ^_^

2 Responses to Hooked on Phonics

  1. Killing her with your penis might have been taking things too far, but this is perfectly within reason.

  2. Oh..so like back smacking her with my scrotum was crossing the line today? Damn. I can’t win…you always wait until _after_ I do stuff to let me know it’s wrong.