Chimp Revolution Front 21MAR2007

An explosion early this morning rocked the San Francisco skyline as businesses were preparing to open. Witnesses place at least 4 chimps near the explosion site several minutes before the bomb detonated, killing twelve.  It is believed they were part of the proclaimed “Chimp Revolution Front” also known as Ape Queda. This group is thought to be lead by a chimp who is believed to have trained in Afghanistan during the Taliban regime’s rule. Among the remains were what is believed to be meerkats. Investigators are still unsure of the exact number but speculate it is between 6 and 10 meerkats who fell victim to the blast. More at 11.