News Break!
A letter from a suspected terrorist operative calling himself, Kodo, Son of Topo, e-mailed major news outlets and federal authorities late in the night with a threatening statement last night. It is thought that the person responsible for this apparent scam is playing a practical joke, with references to “Ape Queda” and “The killer of Tarzan”. Authorities are not ruling out that the letter was composed by a man who is suffering from a mental illness.
In other news, a 27 year old man has been arrested today in relation to terrorist activities. Authorities confirmed emails between terror cells that chimps are being used as soldiers in effort to take over America. Zoos have been notified to upgrade their security. More at 11.
